Almost all my journal's friends only but I'm always on the lookout for new funky friends so if you're not a stalking drama whore or a hysterical right wing fanatic then please comment here and I'll probably friend you. I'm good like that :)

Dudes, please be putting your addresses here if you would like me to send you random stuff from my neck of the woods, maybe even marmite or something.

I've screened comments here so no random stalkers can see this but shockingly no it didn't take me ages to work out how to do! Look how wickedly pc literate I am nowadays!

I'm hungover. I remember why I don't drink.

On the plus side I feel queasy so don't want to smoke. Result!

Scorpio showed me this and antique Marky Mark video and I seriously can't stop watching it:



As I said when she first showed it me I really can't decide what I like best about it, the breakdancing in the water, the pointless topless weightlifting* or him keeping his bandana on during sex. I love all of it!!

Btw, don't bother looking up any of his other videoes. They're just not as good. Not that I've looked or anything, that would be weird. I totally haven't. Why are you looking at me like that??

*Yes. I would. Right now.

I'm totally into foundphotos right now. So many old photos! Look how fascinating they are just because they're old!! It makes me feel better about the fact that my jeans aren't fitting me properly, they are blatantly getting too small. In related news, I'm not running very often now and totally didn't go today.

Dudez please check your address here if you want glorious christmas stuff from yours truly. If you've never added your address and would like glorious christmas stuff or just crazy psycho letters then please add your address now!

Message ends.

Further to my last post, I have totally started smoking again. Nooooooooooooo!! *cough cough splutter cough*

Random happy thing of the day. I finally tracked down that song I like that I could never remember who it was by or anything about it! It's here. How can anyone not love anything 80sish?

It's really cloudy and cold today in a wet, damp, freezing and miserable way. To bring more sunshine to my life I'm drooling over this mac<.a> (I'll never buy it because I don't need it at all but sooooo prettttyyy)

I've also been watching my favourite pick me up



GODDAM YES GET OUT OF THAT WATER SAWYER!!!!

"Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?"

Not said to me thankfully otherwise I would have laughed myself to death

Will you finish this?

If I spent as much time on { } as I do on { } I would { }.

Me...if I spent as much time on learning to dance as I do on thinking about cake I would be able to dance like Beyonce

This is a caketopper costing $100



I know.

More shudders <a href=http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30310245&ref=sr_gallery_12&&ga_search_query=cake+topper+&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=21&order=price_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title>here</a> if you dare!

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.
Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.
But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.
The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.
Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.
CCTV cameras followed the pair as they weaved along The Kingsway in Swansea, South Wales, before being arrested by police.
Mark Davies, defending, said: 'You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men.
'Unfortunately they were extremely drunk.
'They had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and Fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider.'
Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends.

Both Gardener and Fender, from Bonymaen, Swansea, pleaded guilty to using abusive words and behaviour.
CCTV footage of the attacks was shown at Swansea Magistrates' Court. It shows them fighting with several men before the approach the two cage fighters.
The pair were sentenced to a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am.

From here

I have a song in my head and I can't remember the lyrics, who it's by, what it's called or anything about the tune. All I remember is a vague sense of 80s classics like Footloose without all the rubbish 80ness and really liking it. I've listened to everything that I could stand to listen to in the top 40 (SO MUCH SHIT) and can't find it. Instead I'll make do with this



These girls fall like dominos dominos dominos!

Next time I hear the mysterious cool 80s type song on the radio I will write down who it's by regardless of whether it is safe to put pen to paper. If you hear about a multi car pile up you know IT WAS ME.

Sudden random thoughts. Where is all the halloween stuff on elljay? Is it too early or am I missing it? I love the endless pumpkin icons and how people have a pumpkin for every mood. Plus there's the frantic MUST USE ALL THESE ICONS BEFORE 31ST icon changes which is great. Other sudden random thought, I had toast earlier.

Chris Rock on Polanski. You have GOT to see it.

Hear ye hear ye. If the weather where I am is any indicator of the weather where you are then you need to get your thermals out. It be getting cold!

On the plus side this means it's nearly soup time!

I'm on a train and have become suddenly and inexplicably tired. But I'm an hour away from my bed!

Alas.

I'm watching SATC again.

I really REALLY hate Mr Big.

That is all.

If anyone's bored today and wants some lulz I recommend this little beauty



It's the dance finale from Stayin Alive the mult-oscar winning critically acclaimed sequel to the dramatic masterpiece Saturday Night Fever. It's got lots of writhing and flouncing and 80s outfits. Go to it friends!