Almost all my journal's friends only but I'm always on the lookout for new funky friends so if you're not a stalking drama whore or a hysterical right wing fanatic then please comment here and I'll probably friend you. I'm good like that :)

Dudes, please be putting your addresses here if you would like me to send you random stuff from my neck of the woods, maybe even marmite or something.

I've screened comments here so no random stalkers can see this but shockingly no it didn't take me ages to work out how to do! Look how wickedly pc literate I am nowadays!

"Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?"

Not said to me thankfully otherwise I would have laughed myself to death

Will you finish this?

If I spent as much time on { } as I do on { } I would { }.

Me...if I spent as much time on learning to dance as I do on thinking about cake I would be able to dance like Beyonce

This is a caketopper costing $100



I know.

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Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.
Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.
But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.
The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.
Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.
CCTV cameras followed the pair as they weaved along The Kingsway in Swansea, South Wales, before being arrested by police.
Mark Davies, defending, said: 'You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men.
'Unfortunately they were extremely drunk.
'They had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and Fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider.'
Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends.

Both Gardener and Fender, from Bonymaen, Swansea, pleaded guilty to using abusive words and behaviour.
CCTV footage of the attacks was shown at Swansea Magistrates' Court. It shows them fighting with several men before the approach the two cage fighters.
The pair were sentenced to a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am.

From here

I have a song in my head and I can't remember the lyrics, who it's by, what it's called or anything about the tune. All I remember is a vague sense of 80s classics like Footloose without all the rubbish 80ness and really liking it. I've listened to everything that I could stand to listen to in the top 40 (SO MUCH SHIT) and can't find it. Instead I'll make do with this



These girls fall like dominos dominos dominos!

Next time I hear the mysterious cool 80s type song on the radio I will write down who it's by regardless of whether it is safe to put pen to paper. If you hear about a multi car pile up you know IT WAS ME.

Sudden random thoughts. Where is all the halloween stuff on elljay? Is it too early or am I missing it? I love the endless pumpkin icons and how people have a pumpkin for every mood. Plus there's the frantic MUST USE ALL THESE ICONS BEFORE 31ST icon changes which is great. Other sudden random thought, I had toast earlier.

Chris Rock on Polanski. You have GOT to see it.

Hear ye hear ye. If the weather where I am is any indicator of the weather where you are then you need to get your thermals out. It be getting cold!

On the plus side this means it's nearly soup time!

I'm on a train and have become suddenly and inexplicably tired. But I'm an hour away from my bed!

Alas.

I'm watching SATC again.

I really REALLY hate Mr Big.

That is all.

If anyone's bored today and wants some lulz I recommend this little beauty



It's the dance finale from Stayin Alive the mult-oscar winning critically acclaimed sequel to the dramatic masterpiece Saturday Night Fever. It's got lots of writhing and flouncing and 80s outfits. Go to it friends!

I used to play in the school lacrosse team
I used to be a goth
I used to do ballet

Which is the truth and which is the lies e-friends??

The receptionist at work who is a gossip monger and secret butch is ill. Yes! Take that gossip! Serves you right for being the sort of bitch that pretends they're not a bitch instead of openly embracing and acknowledging your bitchness.

Just please please don't be swine flu.

Bill from True Blood. HELL YEAH!

Second choice: Spike from Buffy after he stopped being evil.

Omigod this thread at TQC makes me want to cry into my pillow. TV has so many sad moments. I should never have clicked on most the links there. I should really never have looked up the Big Bird and Mr Hooper (DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE NERVES OF STEEL) *crycrycry*

I've found a new boyband. Former Xfactor runners up and hotties JLS have won their way back into my heart with their bouncy song and co-ordinated dance routine.



PLEASE MUSIC GODS GRANT THEM COMMERCIAL SUCCESS AND A LONG SHELF LIFE.

I know a few of you are having cash problems at the moment so I'm sharing my cheap and decent eats with you. Tried and tested people! Every penny helps!

Chicken and chickpeas. Soak chickpeas. Brown joints of chicken in pan. Shove in casserole dish in oven with rest of ingredients until cooked (an hour or two). Done.

Lentil and bacon soup. You can miss out the leeks and lime and use dried herbs and chilli. It'll be basically the same.

Lentil and veg curry. Cauliflower and lentil also works well.

Less popular cuts of meat are cheap like lambs kidneys - use normal toast, dried herbs not fresh and stock instead of wine and it's cheap as anything.

Squash risotto is nice, you can just leave out the fancy cheese and use a bit of dried parmasan.

Hibernate until it's over.

Prisoners in MJ tribute show. Orange jumpsuits and dancing are a good combo.